Kendrick makes me question what I’m doing with my life.

heckacute:

If you normally masturbate a lot and then suddenly stop, you’ll gain weight because your fluids will have nowhere to go. They’ll just sit inside of you. They call that “baby fat” because the fat is made out of stuff that makes babies. 

Didn’t really matter how it happened when it did.
'Cause when it happened, you reacted with an apathetic wind
And you try to wash it out but that’s a stain that won’t dissolve
And we all believed in ghosts until you walked into the wall

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Q

imthegdbatman asked:

Batman vs Iron Fist no weapons, hand to hand.

A

lordturkeyhammer:

towritecomicsonherarms:

blaqcat-art:

towritecomicsonherarms:

there’s 2 parts to this scrap!

part one is iron fist is not allowed to actually use his iron fist. So it’s basically Batman vs Danny Rand
part two is Iron Fist can use his Iron Fist.

Fight one.
I’m giving this to Batman. But barely. Like we’re talking 51/100. Bruce knows like 147 different martial arts. Iron Fist doesn’t know them all but he’s a master in several. I just think Bats is gonna have something in there to help him take this fight. (a rare victory for the goddamn batman

Fight two.
Iron Fist. Easily. Like Clean sweep. no contest. 100/100 

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He punches the train in to tiny little bits and is totally unharmed

and now it’s time for batfans to be all ‘oh but he’d win.. because he’s batman!!!!’

There’s a 3rd part: Does Batman have prior intel ( prep time) or not?  If he has prep time, I’m sorry, but Iron Fist or not….Danny’s going to lose. Reasoning is this: More so than Batman’s physical abilities is he’s a strategist to an almost broken level.

How much prep time would you like him to have?

An hour?
A week?
A month?
Just enough to defeat Iron Fist?
What kind of prep could he do though? He has no easy weakness like Kryptonite.
With the prep time does he also get first strike and choice of location?
So really.. it ends up not being a fight.

I don’t do prep time. Because it’s silly and has no place in pretend comic book fights. And anyone with prep time would win most of the time.

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How the hell would prep time matter in a 1v1 fight with no weapons

What’s he gunna do besides brood over the fact that he’s gunna lose

Really the two parts are Is it a batman comic or not. Bats has plot armor. He can literally never lose. No matter what it is that you’re fighting him with he trained in Nanda Parabat for 6 months to overcome it.

If not then Danny mops the floor with him.

brianmichaelbendis:

Page from the 1978 SILVER SURFER graphic novel by Jack Kirby and Joe Sinnott

Holy wow.

KENNY AND THE CHIMP. THEY BROKE OPEN A VIAL OF SALMONELLA FITZGERALD.

Jesus Christ that has been bugging me since 7 in the morning.

Does anybody else remember that show where the art style was like Kids Next Door, but it was about a little blonde kid and his monkey? and like the one episode they made of it, they were in a science lab and the kids head got turned into Ella Fitzgerald I think it was?

Five Random Facts.

norahwinters tagged me, so uh.. here

1)I cut my own hair. A year or so back I decided not to pay someone to do something I know for a fact I’m never going to be content with, so i began to do it myself, and have been generally pleased with the result. Apparently other people have, too, because I’ve since started cutting the hair of others.

2) I get terrible anxiety in cars, no matter who is driving. I’ve never been in an accident, nor have I witnessed one. Whenever I am in a car and I’m not driving it, I white knuckle grip the hanger on the roof of the car. I have no idea why this is, and it is very, very frustrating.

3) I have been to Cuba seven times. It is by far the most beautiful place I have ever been, and I will forever have warm, fond memories of it. The ice cream there is amazing, and the pizza there is literally the best street food I’ve ever had. Though, I will never ever get the taste of goat milk out of my mouth because of my trips, and I will always hate them for that.

4) I have been called a sociopath by the three people I have loved the most in this world, and I think this is very telling.

5) I have written three things that I will never show to anyone. They are for me, and me alone. When I lie awake at night, worried that the all encompassing nothingness of me will consume and eventually beat me, I read one of these three things, and laugh. When I am alone on the bus or the train, and worry that I will always be alone on the bus or the train, I read of these three things and think, that would be okay. When I lose all will to continue on, when I have no hope, no real agency to continue what I wish to make a life out of, when I am absolutely convinced that there’s no possible way anything I want is anything that I can have, I read one of these three things, and realize I am probably right, but I am contrary, and so, I will not allow myself to be right.

uh UH uh swamiswampy, lordturkeyhammer, metamorpher, thecomicnut, green-eggz-and-cam do it do it do it.

zeitghast:

tyrantotooth:

penpeniel:

i’m sorry but

Historys Strongest Disciple Kenichi 398 Page 1

what kind of bullshit is this

what kind of thai dude has STARK BLOND HAIR

i mean black sclera and red irises aside

Agaard has red hair. Apachai has lavender hair. Both are Thai. Hayato and Miu are Japanese and are blonde.

Nah, I meant I personally let myself down. I read something like a hundred and change chapters, and then completely fell asleep on it to like catch up with one piece or something. and now like, just trying to go back to it, I have so much to read that I forget what drew me to it in the first place, because all I really remember it being is KENICHI IS THE HERO, HE FIGHTS BAD GUYS, GANGS AND SHIT. It didn’t really seem to have anything particularly involving in it.