THERE. NOW NO ONE CAN MAKE THE JOKE.

~*nobody likes you when you’re twenty three*~

I had someone wish me a happy birthday on Monday when my birthday is Thursday and I’m a little annoyed with myself that I said thanks today instead of waiting until tomorrow

jdragsky:

For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. (Matthew 24:27)

jdragsky:

For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. (Matthew 24:27)

(via spootystring)

Today’s Aesthetic: fuccboi pretends to be responsible by dropping daughter off at school, has anxiety attack watching her go.

sh4ne:

paceboy:

sh4ne:

caraknightley:

nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings

(via spootystring)

I’ll put you first, just close your eyes and dream about it
Higher than the motherfucker dreaming of you as my lover
I’ll quench your thirst, just chase the high and stop your doubting
Flying like a streamer, thinking of new ways to do each other

(via oyasumilune)

die-walkure13:

fuck man, this is my favorite quote.

die-walkure13:

fuck man, this is my favorite quote.

(via empgonzo)

Q

Anonymous asked:

May I ask how a beautiful girl like yourself got into a not very girly thing like Transformers?

A

skymachine:

because I want to fuck robots

krangofficial:

the-pietriarchy:

everyone stop what you’re doing and watch this show right now trust me

You can NEVER go wrong with this show.